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No, a modern CPU is incredibly complex. You're on my turf now. They are designed by teams, with vast amounts of computer aided design, and so on. Simple is a nice concept for freshman Intro to Design but long ago stopped being a real world goal in x86 CPU design. By the time you'd simplified a design it would be obsolete. Time to market is a real world goal, along with manufacturable , market share and stuff like that.